[Skipton]

Flushed!​

The teacher asked Little Johnny if he knew his numbers.
“Yes,” he said. “My dad taught me.”
“Good. So what comes after eight?”
“Nine,” answered Little Johnny.
“And what comes after nine?”
“Ten.”
“And what comes after ten?”
“The Jack.”

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock. Who's there? Icon. Icon who? Icon tell you another Knock- Knock joke, do you want me to/

 

[Luckyus]

Reminds me of the leper who had a lousy hand, so threw it in.

 

[Reet]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock. Who's there? Icon. Icon who? Icon tell you another Knock- Knock joke, do you want me to/

Yes please Dennis. Or any other jokes you have because you keep me happy each day.

 

[Reet]

A male and a female whale were out for a romantic swim one sunny day when they saw a whaling ship. The male whale said to the female, "Let's go and blow out our air holes at the same time so the ship will sink." So they went over and did it. Sure enough the ship sank, but the sailors found their way out and were swimming to shore. Furious, the male whale said to the female, "Let's chase them and eat them before they get to shore!" The female wasn't so keen "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"

 

[magpie1]

AAAAAAH @ Reet.......

 

[Littleboy8]

AAAAAAH @ Reet.......

Oh shit that was funny

 

[Dennis]

Yes please Dennis. Or any other jokes you have because you keep me happy each day.

Just wait until I start my new book of about 2,000 Jokes and Riddles.

 

[Dennis]

A male and a female whale were out for a romantic swim one sunny day when they saw a whaling ship. The male whale said to the female, "Let's go and blow out our air holes at the same time so the ship will sink." So they went over and did it. Sure enough the ship sank, but the sailors found their way out and were swimming to shore. Furious, the male whale said to the female, "Let's chase them and eat them before they get to shore!" The female wasn't so keen "Look," she said, "I went along with the blow job but I absolutely refuse to swallow the seamen"

Never heard that one before.

 

[magpie1]

Just wait until I start my new book of about 2,000 Jokes and Riddles.

Hope they are new Jokes and Riddles Dennis and not old ones that many of us have heard before....there is the challenge. Good Luck, wish you success with your book.

 

[Dennis]

I just aim to please.

 

[Luckyus]

Never heard that one before.

Unfortunately it has been around quite a while.