[Luckyus]

Fishing Trip​

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

 

[paulamc52]

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

 

[paulamc52]

Ha ha I wasn't sure we're it was going.Not bad.

 

[ksiazek]

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

 

[Harmonie]

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

 

[JayKay]

One track mind.....his wife, I mean!

 

[margie]

 

[Nanna@Goulburn]

Onya Steve

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

Lol poor women maybe i should go visit her and untie her Lol

 

[Ezzy]

Steve and his buddies were hanging out and planning an upcoming fishing trip.
Unfortunately, he had to tell them that he couldn't go this time because his wife wouldn't let him.
After a lot of teasing and name-calling, Steve headed home frustrated.

The following week when Steve's buddies arrived at the lake to set up camp, they were shocked to see Steve.
He was already sitting at the campground with a cold beer, swag rolled out, fishing rod in hand, and a camp fire glowing.

"How did you talk your missus into letting you go Steve?"

"I didn't have to," Steve replied.

"Yesterday, when I left work, I went home and slumped down in my chair with a beer to drown my sorrows because I couldn't go fishing.

Then the ol' lady Snuck up behind me and covered my eyes and said, 'Surprise'.

When I peeled her hands back, she was standing there in a beautiful see-through negligee and she said,

'Carry me into the bedroom, tie me to the bed and you can do whatever you want,'


So, Here I am!"

Wasn't expecting that ending. Good old laugh. What a schmuck missing an opportunity like that!

 

[Ezzy]

One track mind.....his wife, I mean!

And...... the problem was? She wanted to spice things up with the nightie l think.