[Skipton]

Fifty Shades!​

My wife went with her friends to see a kinky adult film.
I went to bed early, but when she came home
she walked into the bedroom with a leather strap
in one hand and a chain in the other!
I thought this looks interesting...
She said,
''Here, you forgot to walk the bloody dog!''

 

[Dennis]

Fifty Shades!​

My wife went with her friends to see a kinky adult film.
I went to bed early, but when she came home
she walked into the bedroom with a leather strap
in one hand and a chain in the other!
I thought this looks interesting...
She said,
''Here, you forgot to walk the bloody dog!''

Lucky he was not in for some heavy punishment. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see? Because it had its head in the clouds.
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[Big M]

Lucky he was not in for some heavy punishment. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see? Because it had its head in the clouds.
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DER

 

[Emmy Im12]

Fifty Shades!​

My wife went with her friends to see a kinky adult film.
I went to bed early, but when she came home
she walked into the bedroom with a leather strap
in one hand and a chain in the other!
I thought this looks interesting...
She said,
''Here, you forgot to walk the bloody dog!''

 

[Glenys R]

Kinky!!! Whatever floats your boat!!

 

[Gazman]

Fifty Shades!​

My wife went with her friends to see a kinky adult film.
I went to bed early, but when she came home
she walked into the bedroom with a leather strap
in one hand and a chain in the other!
I thought this looks interesting...
She said,
''Here, you forgot to walk the bloody dog!''

Good punch line, loved it.

 

[WADuck]

Lucky he was not in for some heavy punishment. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why couldn't the long-necked dinosaur see? Because it had its head in the clouds.
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MMMMmmmmm???

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Fifty Shades!​

My wife went with her friends to see a kinky adult film.
I went to bed early, but when she came home
she walked into the bedroom with a leather strap
in one hand and a chain in the other!
I thought this looks interesting...
She said,
''Here, you forgot to walk the bloody dog!''

Lol. poor bugger! he expected something more interesting in bed Hahaha.

 

[Ezzy]

Certainly disappointing for him.
Wish my wife would go & see one of those movies, perhaps l might get luckier than that fellow did.