Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.
 
Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.
classic, absolutely classic!
 
Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.
Cracker.
 
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