[Skipton]

Eyeronic!​

 

[Buchanfarmer]

True, I just after 5 days of irritation, finally fished out 2 eye lashes out of my eye. I must remind her that her fake eyelashes need some superglue

 

[Dennis]

Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.

 

[Defiant540]

Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.

classic, absolutely classic!

 

[Ezzy]

Dennis you just made my evening. Thankyou.

 

[UruauP]

Eye Eye.


A man is sitting at the bar staring at his drink, when a large, intimidating rider steps up next to him, grabs the drink and gulps it down with one swig, Whatcha going to do about it ? he asks the man menacingly. , this was the worst day of my life, I was late for a meeting and my boss fired me, I went to my car and found out it had been stolen and I have no insurance, then I left my wallet in the cab I took to get home, At home I found my wife with another man, then my dog bit me. So I came to this bar to work up the courage to end it all. And now you've stolen my drink with the only dose of Cyanide that I had.

Cracker.