Joke Every woman's dream: an obedient husband!
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A joke sent in by member Doug S.:
"Here's the docket for the repaired clock" said the woman to her husband as they parked in the shopping centre carpark.
"Take it to the repair shop next to Coles; I've paid it, you just have to pick up the clock."
After quite a long time had elapsed and the man had still not returned, the woman got out of the car and went to the repair shop to find out what's the reason for the delay.
When she got there, the husband was standing in front of the cubicle where the repair shop staff were working.
"Have you got the clock" the woman asked her husband; "Yes" he replied.
"Well what are you doing just standing there?" she asked him.
"I'm doing what that sign says I have to do" he replied.
"What sign" asked the woman, to which the man pointed his hand and replied: "That one there which says WATCH REPAIRS"
"Here's the docket for the repaired clock" said the woman to her husband as they parked in the shopping centre carpark.
"Take it to the repair shop next to Coles; I've paid it, you just have to pick up the clock."
After quite a long time had elapsed and the man had still not returned, the woman got out of the car and went to the repair shop to find out what's the reason for the delay.
When she got there, the husband was standing in front of the cubicle where the repair shop staff were working.
"Have you got the clock" the woman asked her husband; "Yes" he replied.
"Well what are you doing just standing there?" she asked him.
"I'm doing what that sign says I have to do" he replied.
"What sign" asked the woman, to which the man pointed his hand and replied: "That one there which says WATCH REPAIRS"