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''Everthang!''

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice,
so, he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y’all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000,
minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everthang but my earrings.”
 
''Everthang!''

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice,
so, he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y’all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000,

minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everthang but my earrings.”
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly.
 
''Everthang!''

The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about paying an invoice,
so, he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.
He called her into his office and said, "Y’all graduated from the
University of Georgia and I need some help. If I wuz to give yew $20,000,

minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
The secretary thought a moment, and then replied,
"Everthang but my earrings.”
That would probably sound very good with the Southern US accent of Georgia. :)
 
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