Man picks up a gorgeous woman in a nightclub and at closing time, they go back to the dude's place.

After a few drinks on the sofa, the guy asks the girl "How would you like your eggs in the morning"?

She shouts "NOT FERTILISED!!!" and promptly storms out!

He should have waited for the ugly single ones at the end of the night.... 😲
 
Man picks up a gorgeous woman in a nightclub and at closing time, they go back to the dude's place.

After a few drinks on the sofa, the guy asks the girl "How would you like your eggs in the morning"?

She shouts "NOT FERTILISED!!!" and promptly storms out!

He should have waited for the ugly single ones at the end of the night.... 😲
Hi Veggie,
That's an "Oldie", but a "Goodun".
I like it.
 
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