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DOCTOR'S ORDERS

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said,

You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
 
DOCTOR'S ORDERS

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said,

You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Maybe get the ears checked next time :LOL: good on him, though!
 
DOCTOR'S ORDERS

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said,

You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
He also needs a hearing aide but good on him 😂😂
 
DOCTOR'S ORDERS

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said,

You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Hope my GP gives me the advice Morris heard!
 
DOCTOR'S ORDERS

Morris, an 82-year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.

A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said: "You're really doing great, aren't you?"

Morris replied: "Just doing what you said, Doc.
Get a hot mamma and be cheerful."
The doctor said: "I didn't say that. I said,

You've got a heart murmur - be careful."
Lol, who cares if he got a heart murmur, as long as a hot mamma can keep him going Hahaha
 

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