When dealing with F***WITS. "I've got the memory of an Elephant & the Patience of a Rabbit Trap".
"It's a long ole road that has no turning, & good things come to those who wait, especially for people like me in regards to Dickheads like you."
????
WHEN SPEAKING TO YOUR WIFE?? AND KIDS??
don't use language like that here please.
 
We are all from the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

I think therefore I am

If someone calls you a bastard -
In my case it was an accident of birth, but you sir are a self made man!

and finally when describing what life can be like a quote from Eric Maria Remarque's All Quiet on the Western Front " In smelt like a fart in a pickle bottle"
 
"I used to complain I had no shoes until I met a man without any feet." A saying that made me realise I 'complained' about inconsequential things, and to not trivialise the problems of others!

Also, regardless if how I'm 'feeling', when asked how I am, I reply "I'm the BEST I've ever been and getting BETTER every day!" (Even the grumpiest person tends to respond to me better & more positively.
Love this 😍
 
When we migrated from the UK to Australia my father told us we were not leaving home, we were going home.

My Grandfather, in the thirties, used to say, the lifeblood of a nation should belong to the nation.
 

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