[Skipton]

Diploma​

A grandmother was pushing her little grandchild around KMart in a buggy.
Each time she put something in the basket she would say,
''And here's something for you, Diploma,"
or "This will make a cute little outfit for you, Diploma," and so on.
Eventually a bewildered shopper who had heard all this finally asked,
"Why do you keep calling your grandchild Diploma?"
The grandmother replied,
"I sent my daughter to Monash Uni and this is what she came home with!"

 

[Dennis]

I hope she does not hang the child on a hook on the wall.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What do you call a group of boring, spotted dogs? 101 Dull- matians.

 

[Bill MacL]

She studied PE really well then?

 

[Littleboy8]

love this

 

[magpie1]

Biology student...specialising in Reproduction.

Got an A+.

 

[Rujam]

Loved it.

 

[Ivory]

I could be a nanna to quads - our daughter has just achieved her PhD. Thank god it’s just a piece of paper

 

[Defiant540]

Biology student...specialising in Reproduction.

Got an A+.

???