I managed to get to the end of the joke with only a short pause. Does that make me weird?
Yes, but 'weird' is normal here!
 
Read that 10 years ago. I do not need to check, mine is 4 times the length and ladies say "size does mater and what U can do with it!" If it helps I have farmers hand! And my tongue has never failed to get myself out of a sticky situation!"
 
Read that 10 years ago. I do not need to check, mine is 4 times the length and ladies say "size does mater and what U can do with it!" If it helps I have farmers hand! And my tongue has never failed to get myself out of a sticky situation!"
WTG Sir Extra-ton...!!!
 

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