[Goodbloke]

Dad Joke​

Do you know the story about the chicken that crossed the border?







Me neither, I couldn't follow it.

 

[Jonathan Leane]

Haha... This joke is too real at the moment.

 

[Goodbloke]

Haha... This joke is too real at the moment.

Correct. I am in WA, safe as, can't go over the border to follow that chicken

 

[Goodbloke]

• What did the geometry teacher say when the class had trouble solving a problem?
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• “Let’s try a different angle.”

 

[Jonathan Leane]

I think this may the Daddest Dad Joke there ever was...

 

[Goodbloke]

I think this may the Daddest Dad Joke there ever was...

Hey---> work with me here, so many to share....hahahhaha chuckles. No?

 

[Xe]

Hey---> work with me here, so many to share....hahahhaha chuckles. No?

I chuckled

 

[Goodbloke]

I chuckled

Excellent......you spur me on........hehehe

 

[Goodbloke]

Just spent $100 on a belt that doesn’t fit!

Huge waist.

 

[Jonathan Leane]

Haha - definitely have to use this one in the daily newsletter @Vella

 

[Goodbloke]

• I know a lot of jokes about retired people, but none of them work.

 

[Xe]

A woman came home to find her retired husband waving a rolled up newspaper round his head.

Wife: “What are you doing dear?”

Husband: “Swatting flies. I got three males and two females”

Wife: “How on Earth do you know which gender they were?”

Husband: “Easy: three were on the beer, and the other two were on the phone.”