[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

On rainy days, my wife thinks it’s pathetic when I stare through the window.

It would be less pathetic if she just let me in.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a parashute which opens on contact.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb you invented a parashute which opens on contact.

Haha

 

[Christinedawn]

Ha!

 

[SteveSzats]

parachute

 

[Still Ebby]

parachute

Don't show Dennis up for his mistake of an s instead of a c .Not nice thing to do

 

[Crestwood 96]

Never mind Dennis I like your jokes anyway

 

[Reet]

Good one Mikev!

 

[Luckyus]

Is there any thing worn underneath the kilt?

Nae, It's in perfect working order.

 

[SteveSzats]

Don't show Dennis up for his mistake of an s instead of a c .Not nice thing to do

mind your own business you effing busybody

 

[Luckyus]

The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the Australian Ambassador.​

when one of the horses let out an enormous fart.​

The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says​

“My goodness, I do apologise”​

“That’s OK Ma’am, I thought it was the horse”​

 

[Reet]

Is there any thing worn underneath the kilt?

Nae, It's in perfect working order.

Great one!

 

[Mikev]

The Queen was riding in an open carriage with the Australian Ambassador.​

when one of the horses let out an enormous fart.​

The Queen turns to the Ambassador and says​

“My goodness, I do apologise”​

“That’s OK Ma’am, I thought it was the horse”​

Haha

 

[Macs-241]

Yes that would be true ...! ha ha ha ha

 

[Still Ebby]

mind your own business you effing busybody

AS IF I GIVE A DAMN WHAT YOU THINK OF ME !
Dennis is 95 years old and he does very well for his age and doesn't need you to pull him down .Pity there wasn't more ''busybodies '' like me to tell you

 

[Bubbag1rl]

mind your own business you effing busybody

What a nasty person you are.

 

[Macs-241]

whats your problem

 

[Bubbag1rl]

whats your problem

Steve is the problem.No need for his comment.

 

[Dennis]

Don't show Dennis up for his mistake of an s instead of a c .Not nice thing to do

Must have been in an hurry, I usually proof read my articles.

 

[Still Ebby]

Must have been in an hurry, I usually proof read my articles.

You do really well Dennis .so don't let these know it all's get to you.
Love your jokes