[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

A battery and a firework were arrested.

One was charged, the other was let off.

 

[JTeyssier]

No much firework in this joke Mikev, you need to recharge your battery and have another crack at it....!

 

[Luckyus]

A woman with a salad walked passed me in a cafe and said you know a cow died , so that you eat that hamburger? I said that if you weren't eating its food it might have lived!!

 

[UruauP]

Good one.

 

[UruauP]

A woman with a salad walked passed me in a cafe and said you know a cow died , so that you eat that hamburger? I said that if you weren't eating its food it might have lived!!

Cracker.

 

[Mikev]

A woman with a salad walked passed me in a cafe and said you know a cow died , so that you eat that hamburger? I said that if you weren't eating its food it might have lived!!

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Thank you