Dad Joke

I saw a microbiologist today.

He was much bigger than I expected.

HahaThe other day, I cracked a chemistry joke.
I didn't get much of a reaction....
HahaWell, if I won Lotto I would buy a new Bum. This one has a Crack in it!!
HahaDennis R's Morning Joke. You are so dumb because you threw away your guitar because it had a hole in it.
HahaI had a friend who wanted to become a microbiologists. He was 6ft 6in and built like a brick s***house.
Unfortunately, he had to give up after 2 years of university study. He just couldn't find a microbiology lab where he fit in.