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What do you call a drunk dinosaur?

A staggersaurus.

lolToe: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
The world's shortest books:
1. All in a Day''s Work - Diary of a Council worker.
2. Exciting Confessions of a Bank Teller.
3. Great English Lovers.
4. A journey Through the Mind of Blondie.
5. American Book of Shy and Polite People.
6, Logic and Reason = Why Vegetarians Eat Fish and Chicken
7. Career Opportunities for History Majors
8. The Joys of Celibacy.
9. Everything Men Know About Women.
10. Everything Women Know About Men.
HahaDennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock. Who's there? Winner. Winner Who? Winner you Gonner get this door fixed.