[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I was telling my mates how my brother works for a company that makes bicycle wheels.

He’s the Spokesman.

Mick reeled back at my braking news.

Bob said that as spokesman, he must really know how to spin.

Jack said that must be tiring.
Especially with the rotational shifts.

I said nope. He never tires.

 

[PeeJay35]

 

[Veggiepatch]

You sad sack!

 

[PeeJay35]

You sad sack!

 

[Reet]

Very clever!

 

[DLHM]

You sad sack!

Or perhaps just enjoys spreading negativity.

 

[Veggiepatch]

I will step it up a tad.

You dickhead!

I expect you get pleasure in pulling wings off flies....

 

[midgemills]

I will step it up a tad.

You dickhead!

I expect you get pleasure in pulling wings off flies....

What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.

 

[deni67]

Why are you even here if that's all you can reply in a funny thread?

 

[magpie1]

How 'bout you tell us one of your own funny yarns then......go on, .....I've already got my thumbs down waiting after reading it.

 

[Dynamo]

Clever

 

[deni67]

How 'bout you tell us one of your own funny yarns then......go on, .....I've already got my thumbs down waiting after reading it.

I'm waiting with bated breath

 

[Vinylted]

I'm waiting with bated breath

Bated maybe, but don't hold it, you may not survive...

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[LJ Cool]

Come on guys ! If you don't think it's funny, that's fine. No need for name calling. We're all adults here, I hope

 

[deni67]

Come on guys ! If you don't think it's funny, that's fine. No need for name calling. We're all adults here, I hope

Sadly some of the members here have no sense of humour or are just plain grumpy at the world.
I don't know why they bother to be here in the first place if all they can do is compain, although it is entertaining sometimes

 

[Vinylted]

It's a wonder that grumps even bother to read jokes? Plenty of other threads to moan away in.... lol

 

[Littleboy8]

Me thinks peejay35 got the reaction they wanted it wasn’t worth replying to all that over a thumb really