[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I'm not saying l'm attractive,
but when I take my clothes off in the bathroom.

I turn the shower on.

 

[Dennis]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Our teacher talks to herself in class does yours? Yes but she does not realize it she thinks we are listening.

 

[Mikev]

Good one.

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Our teacher talks to herself in class does yours? Yes but she does not realize it she thinks we are listening.

Haha

 

["Flash"]

Ya know kids these days learn about sex far to young! Little Johny & young Mary are playing hide and seek out on the back verandah & it's Mary's turn to hide. She sneeks off behind the settee at the end of the verandah and suddenly emerges excitedly saying "little Johny, little Johny, guess what I found on the patio??"
Little Johny equally excited says "whadya find Mary, whadya find?" She proudly displays a package and says, "I found a condom!" Little Johny replies," whaa, whhaat, what's a patio?"

 

[Oaklegs]

I don't understand it.

 

["Flash"]

I don't understand it.

He was aware of what a condom was but no idea of a "patio"

 

[Luckyus]

I'm proud of myself.
I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months,
and the box said 2-4 years.

 

[Reet]

I don't understand it.

Neither did Johnny!

 

[Mikev]

Ya know kids these days learn about sex far to young! Little Johny & young Mary are playing hide and seek out on the back verandah & it's Mary's turn to hide. She sneeks off behind the settee at the end of the verandah and suddenly emerges excitedly saying "little Johny, little Johny, guess what I found on the patio??"
Little Johny equally excited says "whadya find Mary, whadya find?" She proudly displays a package and says, "I found a condom!" Little Johny replies," whaa, whhaat, what's a patio?"

Haha

I'm proud of myself.
I finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months,
and the box said 2-4 years.

haha

 

[Luckyus]

What do clouds wear under their shorts.
Thunderpants?

 

[Luckyus]

If you Shenan once,
You'll Shenanigan

 

[Luckyus]

What did the Spice Merchant
Say when he was late?
For his date.
Sorry I lost track of the Thyme.

 

[Luckyus]

I get most of my exercise these days
from shaking my head in disbelief.

 

[Mikev]

What did the Spice Merchant
Say when he was late?
For his date.
Sorry I lost track of the Thyme.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

I get most of my exercise these days
from shaking my head in disbelief.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

If you Shenan once,
You'll Shenanigan

Haha

 

[Mikev]

What do clouds wear under their shorts.
Thunderpants?

Haha