[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I renamed my toilet Jim instead of John.

People are really impressed when I tell them I go to the Jim every morning.

 

[Observer]

 

[Ivory]

And six times a night!

 

[Choff5]

Old

 

[spalasskyeterriers]

big deal i do six laps of the block every morning the block is 500 long piece of 100 x 50 wood lol

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Who's there? Wednesday Wednesday who? Wednesday saints go marching in.

 

[CliffE]

Hi there, my name is Frog, Bog Frog but you can call me John.
Miss MoneyPenny comes here often to spend a penny
And M comes here too, his real name is Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnngggggggghhh Ah.
Feel free to have a dink.

 

[Luckyus]

Has a lot in common with, them thar hills?

 

[CliffE]

BTW, I've had that bottle of Jack Daniels since late 2019 and the seal has not been broken yet!
Got to finish the other 3 yet, they are even older then I'll start on the Johnny Walker Green label.

 

[Viellarde]

BTW, I've had that bottle of Jack Daniels since late 2019 and the seal has not been broken yet!
Got to finish the other 3 yet, they are even older then I'll start on the Johnny Walker Green label.

Glad to hear you're pacing yourself.

 

[CliffE]

Came across this on F#*&book.

 

[Ivory]

Any idea who retails this?

 

[Mikev]

Thank you

 

[Reet]

Hi there, my name is Frog, Bog Frog but you can call me John.
Miss MoneyPenny comes here often to spend a penny
And M comes here too, his real name is Mmmmmmnnnnnnnnngggggggghhh Ah.
Feel free to have a dink.
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Love that one, very funny!

 

[Viellarde]

Came across this on F#*&book.View attachment 60573

I'll never look the same at people shopping for chocolate. I'll be wondering if they're looking for this.
Thanks for sharing @CliffE

 

[Veggiepatch]

Years ago, I bet people down the pub I could do between two and three hundred pushups in a minute.

I got down to it and did five and gave up.

Easiest $20 odd dollars I ever made!