[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I asked a girl for a date and she said I had a face like the back of a boat.

I didn't reply,
but I gave her a stern look.

 

[gentlejack]

Would she have made a good Figurehead for the prow?

 

[mOiOz]

It’s a good thing he didn’t ask her to bow down or even deck her and get her to keel over!

 

[mjm9]

I used to know a girl called Radha but I called her rudder because she gave me bum steers when we were on my boat.

 

[Luckyus]

At least she didn't say old prune.

 

[novezar]

It’s a good thing he didn’t ask her to bow down or even deck her and get her to keel over!

Or "Walk the Plank".