[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Elevators terrify me


I'm taking steps to avoid them.

 

[Luckyus]

Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the boy put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

 

[Mikev]

Mirrors don’t lie, and lucky for you, they don’t laugh either.

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the boy put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Haha

 

[thomas]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the boy put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

I slept like a baby last night...........I woke up wet and crying

 

[Mikev]

I slept like a baby last night...........I woke up wet and crying

Haha

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

 

[Mikev]

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Honeybee.

Honeybee who?

Honeybee a dear and open the door, please.

Haha

 

[Ivory]

You need something to lift you up

 

[Forklift]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Why did the boy put his bed in the fireplace? Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Oh my God! That's a primary school riddle from early 1960s

 

[Luckyus]

Oh my God! That's a primary school riddle from early 1960s

We are all still children at heart

 

[Luckyus]

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you wanna hook up later?

 

[Dennis]

Oh my God! That's a primary school riddle from early 1960s

12 jokes a week eats up a lot of material so you have to accept the good and bad.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What do the guests do at a cannibals wedding? Toast the bride and groom.