[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

I went to a bookstore and saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems".

So I bought 2.

 

[Beverlyn S]

Love it! That’s some clever problem-solving right there — might have to grab a few myself and be completely sorted!

 

[Victor Jackson]

Bought 50 of them. Every time I went to the book store, the introduction page said "The latest edition"
Still has not solved any of my problems.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

 

[Luckyus]

Retired man's job

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."


Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that."

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it."

 

[Mikev]

Retired man's job

Someone asked me, "and now that you are retired, do you still have a job?"

I replied, "Yes I am my wife's sexual adviser."


Somewhat shocked, they said "I beg your pardon, but what do you mean by that."

"Very simple. My wife has told me that when she wants my fucking advice, she'll ask for it."

Haha

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Found these this Morning.

Two blonds walked into a building, You'd think one of them would have seen it.

Phone answering phone message, If you want marijuana press the hash key.

A guy walks into a physicist's wearing see through film instead of shorts, the physicist said I can see you're nuts.

I went out to buy some camouflage trousers, I could not find any at all.

Haha