[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aid in for repair.

I've heard nothing since.

 

[Dennis]

Perhaps you have not heard the postman's whistle you have a delivery.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? You can shut the umbrella up.

 

[Gunpark]

There is that "up" word again. It can be used in so many different ways, but I always thought you closed an umbrella. I guess it is where you came from.

 

[Johan van Zalen]

Me too, because I keep forgetting to put them in

 

[Reet]

Perhaps you have not heard the postman's whistle you have a delivery.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What's the difference between a barking dog and an umbrella? You can shut the umbrella up.

Well said, Dennis.

 

[midgemills]

What can go up the chimney down but not down the chimney up?
An umbrella.

 

[Crestwood96]

I normally work out after a couple of days the batteries are flat