[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

So I did a blood test on a garden frog to extract its DNA and confirm its identity.
I discovered the frog was:
70% British,
20% French,
7% Italian,
2% Dutch
and a tad Pole.

 

[Nevertiki]

Maybe a TAD more French. Vive les Grenouilles?

 

[SirExton]

Maybe a TAD more French. Vive les Grenouilles?

Was tha minus it's Legs?

 

[Dennis]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy Mummy why can't we give grandma a proper burial? Shut up and keep flushing.

 

[Mikev]

Dennis R's Morning Joke. Mummy Mummy why can't we give grandma a proper burial? Shut up and keep flushing.

Haha

 

[magpie1]

What has the shortest sex life in the world ?....a FROG.....one jump and it croaks........ribbit.

 

[Reet]

Very clever, Mikev!

 

[Reet]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

 

[Leenie]

What has the shortest sex life in the world ?....a FROG.....one jump and it croaks........ribbit.

Hahahaha

 

[Leenie]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

Happy Birthday, enjoy with your loved ones ,cheers.

 

[mOiOz]

Maybe a TAD more French. Vive les Grenouilles?

Or just 'Pole'!

 

[magpie1]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

Many Happy Returns of the day....and may you enjoy many more to come.

 

[mOiOz]

 

[Reet]

Thanks everyone

 

[Dennis]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

Happy Birthday REET, things start to creak at 90, I find at 96 my legs and fingers give me trouble.

 

[Miss Chris]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

Congratulations on reaching this milestone……I hope you’ve had a lovely day

 

[Viellarde]

Very funny

 

[Viellarde]

Or just 'Pole'!

Pole jumpers?

 

[Viellarde]

Thanks for the birthday wishes. I find it hard to believe that I have actually reached 90 today!

Many happy returns of this special day. Wishing you good health all the way.