[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

A man walks into a zoo.
The only animal in there is a dog.

It's a shitzu.

 

[Ivory]

I love it

 

[UNIT1000]

good one your rite

 

[BigAl6164]

Thanks for the Dad Joke warning

 

[Reet]

Seventy-year-old Mrs Jones went to the doctor for her annual check-up. He told her that she needed more activity and recommended sex three times a week. She said to the doctor, "Please, tell my husband." The doctor went out to the waiting room and told Mr Jones that his wife needed to have sex three times a week. Her eighty year old husband replied, "Which days?"
"How about Monday, Wednesday and Friday?"
"I can bring her in on Monday and Wednesday," the man said, "but on Friday she'll have to catch the bus.

 

[Catherines]

I like them both! That poor doctor will be worn out in no time!!

 

[Mikev]

Thank you