[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

Okay, I love Chinese food as much as the next guy.

But you'll never convince me that a chicken fried the rice.

 

[Christinedawn]

 

[UruauP]

Cracker.

 

[Reet]

Good one, Mikev

 

[Reet]

Two old ladies went into a cafe and ordered two cups of coffee. They then produced sandwiches from their bags and started to eat. Seeing this, the waitress went over to them and said, "Sorry, you are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The two old ladies looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and exchanged sandwiches.

 

[Mikev]

Two old ladies went into a cafe and ordered two cups of coffee. They then produced sandwiches from their bags and started to eat. Seeing this, the waitress went over to them and said, "Sorry, you are not allowed to eat your own sandwiches in here."
The two old ladies looked at each other, shrugged their shoulders and exchanged sandwiches.

Haha