Mikev

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Dad Joke 🍞

Bread is a lot like the sun. 🍞

It rises in the yeast,
and sets in the waist.
😊
 
Good one.
 
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Life is like a s**t sandwich
The more bread you have
The less s**t you have to eat! :)
 
Haha, love it! That one really kneaded a laugh out of me! 😄
 
It also makes rolls
 
Excellent
 
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My brother ate' all
The scrabble tiles.
And his crap made
More sense than
Albo's, Chalmers, Wong
Or Bowen's bloody Lies
 
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My brother ate' all
The scrabble tiles.
And his crap made
More sense than
Albo's, Chalmers, Wong
Or Bowen's bloody Lies
The smell would have been similiar too.
 
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My brother ate' all
The scrabble tiles.
And his crap made
More sense than
Albo's, Chalmers, Wong
Or Bowen's bloody Lies
Brilliant!
 
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A good one.
 
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🤣😂🤣
 
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