[Mikev]

Dad Joke ​

My grandma always used to say,
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

I don't know if that's true,
or just one of Granny's myths.

 

[Craftingnonna]

Good one.

 

[activist.bw]

I once heard that eating bacon now keeps most doctors away.

 

[nigel5369]

My dad had a good question for if an apple a day keeps the doctor away. What would a pear (pair) do at night. Lol

 

[Littleboy8]

I once heard that eating bacon now keeps most doctors away.

 

[Reet]

My doctor is so nice as well as being a good doctor I wouldn't want to keep him away.

 

[Veggiepatch]

My doctor is so nice as well as being a good doctor I wouldn't want to keep him away.

Good beside manner, hey??

 

[novezar]

Chew on raw garlic bulbs will keep every bugger away.

 

[mOiOz]

Yeah.., if you throw it hard enough!

 

[Fairygrandma1]

Eating an apple once a day may not have any health benefits, but throwing one, if aimed properly, can have an amazing impact on a person's mental health, lol!!!