Knock, Knock!

Who's There?

Howie!

Howie who?

Howie gonna hide this dead body?
 
"My father always used to say, “What doesn’t kill you, makes you stronger,” – ’til the accident."
 
"The doctor gave me some cream for my skin rash.
He said I was a sight for psoriasis."
 
"My wife and I have decided we don’t want children.
The only problem is we already have three."
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock, knock.
 
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry it’s just a knock knock joke.
 

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