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Courtroom Outburst

The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating
your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Bastard!"

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a
hammer."


The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You rotten Bastard!"

The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, a Newfie ,
Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no
more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that
understood?"


The Newfie in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your
Honour, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that Bastard, and
every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said that he didn't have one.
 
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