Granted : You needed to travel to Ethiopia where the best coffee beans are grown but unfortunately you are stuck there for one year due to no planes and nothing else is appealing to eat or drink so much so your taste for coffee has declined.

Wish : I wish for world Peace
 
Granted: But the word peace is mistakenly thought piece and the world crumbles

Wish: I wish I had access to the Vatican library.
 
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Granted: But the word peace is mistakenly thought piece and the world crumbles

Wish: I wish I had access to the Vatican library.
Haha! Great one @Suzanne rose and @MJFlack!

Granted: You find out a secret that the world is unprepared for, and certain people don't want it out in the open --- you now live your life forever in hiding from them, or else :LOL: (Sounds like a movie, eh?)
 
Haha! Great one @Suzanne rose and @MJFlack!

Granted: You find out a secret that the world is unprepared for, and certain people don't want it out in the open --- you now live your life forever in hiding from them, or else :LOL: (Sounds like a movie, eh?)
Sounds a bit like the Davinci files. Seriously though I think if you were able to have access to the Vatican's library or files you wouldn't live to tell the story
 
Granted: But your romantic partner didn't get to the island. You are the only one there. And it's covered in fleas, mosquitoes, sand flies and spiders. Have fun.

Wish: I wish I was President of the United States of America. 🧬
 
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Granted; But you find out the state that Trump left the Oval Office in.

I wish my internet NBN was faster.
Granted: Your internet is now Australia's --- no, the world's fastest, and experts across the globe are stumped. 'How could this be?' they ask. Soon enough your connection becomes an issue of national concern as other world powers think you hold the key to near-unlimited data transfer speeds. Every move you do is now watched, you no longer feel safe (got carried away with this one, haha!) :LOL:

Wish: I wish Tasmania was connected to the mainland!
 
Granted: But now many inbred two headed people are moving to the mainland.

Wish: I wish I had 1,000 UNO Candy Bars.

UNO Candy Bar.jpg
 
Granted: Your internet is now Australia's --- no, the world's fastest, and experts across the globe are stumped. 'How could this be?' they ask. Soon enough your connection becomes an issue of national concern as other world powers think you hold the key to near-unlimited data transfer speeds. Every move you do is now watched, you no longer feel safe (got carried away with this one, haha!) :LOL:

Wish: I wish Tasmania was connected to the mainland!
Are you a mystery writer...good imagination
 
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Granted : But a heatwave hit and you had no electricity and those yummy , delicious chocolate bars completely melted.

Wish : I wish to be head chef in my own restaurant
 
Are you a mystery writer...good imagination
The silver lining of being an overthinker @Suzanne rose :LOL:
Granted : But a heatwave hit and you had no electricity and those yummy , delicious chocolate bars completely melted.

Wish : I wish to be head chef in my own restaurant
Granted: You are now the head chef, but you soon find that your staff can't cook a decent meal even if their lives depended on it!

Wish: I wish all pets in the world could talk!
 
Granted: But now we can't shut them up and everyone blames you.

Wish: I wish I had a rocket ship and could travel through space.
 
Granted: But now you can only see the future and can't see anything happening around you right now.

Wish: I wish I could talk to animals like Dr Doolittle.
 
Sigh, I'll corrupt my wish since nobody else wants too.

Granted: But now you can't talk to humans

Wish: I wish I could heal people
 
Great wish.

Granted : but now you get no peace or quiet as people are knocking on your door non stop 24/7

Wish : I wish I could read the bible with the correct understanding with no double meanings
 

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