Granted: But now the government wants you arrested because you threaten their monopoly on religious power. So you need to become a secretive reclusive hermit hiding in the mountains.

Wish: I wish I could get all my nourishment like plants from sunlight.
 
Granted: But it get taken over by some guy named Mr Roarke and his short side kick named Tattoo. Who keep bringing crazy people to the island to live out bizarre fantasies. You get no peace at all.

Tattoo: Boss Boss it's the plane.
Roarke: I can see that, I'm not blind!

Wish: I wish I met I've met in this forum for lunch.
 
Granted: But it get taken over by some guy named Mr Roarke and his short side kick named Tattoo. Who keep bringing crazy people to the island to live out bizarre fantasies. You get no peace at all.

Tattoo: Boss Boss it's the plane.
Roarke: I can see that, I'm not blind!

Wish: I wish I met I've met in this forum for lunch.
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Granted: But they arrive as skeletons and; every time they talk their teeth rattle so you don't know what they are saying.

Wish: I wish I knew how to drive.
 
Granted: But they arrive as skeletons and; every time they talk their teeth rattle so you don't know what they are saying.

Wish: I wish I knew how to drive.
Granted : But unfortunately they banned all cars

Wish : I wish my footy team Sydney Roosters 🐓 win the Grand final this year
 
Granted: But they are banned from ever playing again since nobody expected them to ever win and they must have cheated.

Wish: I wish Australia and America become one country.
 
Granted: But, since nobody got sick and they lived longer the world financially collapses under the weight of caring for so many people over 100.

Wish: I wish all books were free.
 
Granted : But because books became free we ran out off paper due to people taking them all to use as other things rather than reading, resulting in no more books.

Wish : That there were no more Christmas that people could see the true origins of it
 
Granted: But than a distant relative of Oliver Cromwell decides to ban Christmas all together and now nobody knows anything about it at all.

Wish: That people could walk on water.
 
Granted: But now you're too afraid to leave the house.

Wish: I wish someone else would clean my house.
 

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