[MJFlack]

Corrupt a Wish​

I came across this game on another site. The concept is easy.

Someone posts a wish they have.

The next person answers their wish but corrupts the fulfillment of it.

They than post their wish.

Example:
Wish: I wish I was taller

Fulfillment: You are taller. But now you are ten feet tall

New Wish: I wish I was good looking.

Etc. Just try not to be too mean when you corrupt someone's wish.

I'll begin with the first wish.
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I wish I had a farm.

 

[mick.idgaf]

I wish it was calm.

 

[MJFlack]

I wish it was calm.

To play the game you needed to first corrupt the wish made by the person before your post and than make your wish. No problems. I'll go ahead and corrupt your wish. Than post a new wish.

 

[MJFlack]

It is calm. Though it is just the eye of a hurricane. And the weather becomes crazy again.

I wish I had ten pizzas.

 

[Wandiwa]

All ten pizza's have been delivered, hot and fresh .... but they're all vegan.

I wish I was on a plane going on a holiday .... anywhere.

 

[MJFlack]

I know I posted a reply to this. But it has gone missing. Weird.

Granted: You board a plane headed for Tahiti but it gets hijacked and you end up in a Russian Gulag making rubber stamps for the Kremlin.

My Wish: I wish I had a wallet that never ran out of money.

 

[Wandiwa]

Granted: Your wallet overflows with paper fiat currency .... and then the government introduces digital currency.

My Wish: That elusive powerball drops and there is only a few winners in this weeks $20million superdraw.

 

[MJFlack]

Granted: But as soon as you win the tax department takes it all.

My Wish: I wish I was able to dance like Fred Astaire.

 

[TomGeorge]

Granted: But Ginger Rogers is deceased.

Wish: I wish I understood women.

 

[Wandiwa]

Nobody can grant you that wish ..... Wish for something easier .... like eternal life.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Granted: But Ginger Rogers is deceased.

Wish: I wish I understood women.

Granted: You have shrunk to the size of a mouse --- you now stand under women, and literally everyone else.

Wish: I wish I had a box of chocolates!

 

[MJFlack]

CROFL Maybe not, but you can still corrupt the wish.

Nobody can grant you that wish ..... Wish for something easier .... like eternal life.

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[MJFlack]

Granted: You understand women but in the process go completely mad.

Wish: I wish I could time travel

 

[Jarred Santos]

Granted: You understand women but in the process go completely mad.

Wish: I wish I could time travel

Granted: You can now travel time, but only a second in the future or into the past.

Wish: I wish I was rich!

 

[MJFlack]

Granted: You are now rich with fools gold.

Wish: I wish I was young again

 

[Suzanne rose]

Granted : But now you are a baby again and dont know anyone you know now.

Wish : I wish I could read minds

 

[MJFlack]

Granted: But people have disgusting thoughts and you keep throwing up.

Wish: I wish I owned a farm

 

[Suzanne rose]

Granted : But you live on a farm without any animals

Wish : I wished I was a singer in a famous band

 

[TomGeorge]

Granted but most of the band die in an aeroplane during a snow storm.

I wish I owned the fastest production car in the world.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Granted but most of the band die in an aeroplane during a snow storm.

I wish I owned the fastest production car in the world.

Granted: You own the fastest production car in the world, but operating it has proven to be way too costly as it eats petrol like a starving person seeing a nice, steaming plate of chook at the end of a looooong work day!

Wish: I wish I had the best cup of coffee in the world