[Skipton]

Confession!​

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night,
he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman.
“Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”
“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin.”
“There’s more,” says the man.
“We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”
The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“I’ve never come. This is my first.”
“How is this your first confession?”
“I’m Jewish.”
“Then… why are you telling me all this?”
“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”

 

[Dennis]

Joke for a joke; after this fellow and his Irish, girl friend had been to the cinema they went to the girls house and after a bit of kissing and cuddling they had sex, after they had finished the girl said I will have to go to confession in the morning and tell the priest I had sex 4 times tonight, the boy said we have only had it once, the girl answered you are not going home yet are you.

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Confession!​

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night,
he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman.
“Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.”
“Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin.”
“There’s more,” says the man.
“We went back to her place and made passionate love for hours.”
The priest pauses. “And how long has it been since your last confession?”
“I’ve never come. This is my first.”
“How is this your first confession?”
“I’m Jewish.”
“Then… why are you telling me all this?”
“Telling you? I’m telling everyone!”

Lol thanks for telling us you luck bugger Hahaha.

 

[DEL boy]

Joke for a joke:- An older man had his way with a young girl and thought after the act he should apologize.
"I'm sorry if I'd have known you were a virgin I wouldn't have done it". If I thought you thought I was a virgin I would have taken my tights off first!!!