[Sethia Soliman]

Church Bells - a joke by member Jean Moore.​

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

 

[Broncos]

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

Love it!!!

 

[chean5410]

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

love this

 

[thomas]

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

the version I know is not "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along." I know it as "He'd still be alive if it hadn't been for that damn fire engine"

 

[andy]

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

good one

 

[Vic80]

Helloooo again to all you wonderful people. One of the members, Jean Moore, requested that I share this funny joke on the forum for everyone to see. Although I must warn you -- this one's rated 18+ so if you're not a fan of those types of jokes, feel free to click away!

Here it goes:

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning."

Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong."

She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling.

HAHAHAHA! This one definitely made me giggle and we hope it made you smile too.

Oldie but goody