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Choose Your Career Wisely

Three men are captured by female savages. They were told that each would have his private parts removed, in a manner related to his work.

The first man was a lumberjack, so his would be chopped off.
The second man was a butcher, so his would be sliced off.
The third man started to laugh, and he laughed uproariously. The savages asked him if he understood what was about to happen. He replied, still with a hint of laughter evident, yes I know what is going to happen but I work for Dyson!
 
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