Vinylted

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During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that
they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going.

The guests co-operated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left.

As they disappeared out of sight, there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it IS vanishing cream!"
 
When our son was about 3 years, his 10 year old sister told him : "Take a deep breath and hold it in. You will be invisible for as long as you can hold your breath." He did this and we went along with the joke and cried out: "Where is Ben? He was here a second ago and now has disappeared! " He would then laugh, letting his breath out and we would then see him again. :)
 
During a dinner party, the hosts' two little children entered the dining room totally nude and walked slowly around the table. The parents were so embarrassed that
they pretended nothing was happening and kept the conversation going.

The guests co-operated and also continued as if nothing extraordinary was happening. After going all the way around the room, the children left.

As they disappeared out of sight, there was a moment of silence at the table, during which one child was heard to say, "You see, it IS vanishing cream!"
I like that one, can just see kids doing that.
 
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