[Skipton]

Cheaper than getting a watch​

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the young man led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
“What’s that big brass gong for?” asked the friend.
“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.
“A talking clock? How’s it work?”
“Watch,” said the drunk. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “Hey, you jerk! It’s three in the morning!”​

 

[GesinaHennie]

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

Cheaper than getting a watch​

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the young man led the way to his bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.​

“What’s that big brass gong for?” asked the friend.​

“It’s not a gong. It’s a talking clock,” the drunk replied.​

“A talking clock? How’s it work?”​

“Watch,” said the drunk. He picked up a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and stepped back. Someone on the other side of the wall screamed, “Hey, you jerk! It’s three in the morning!”​

Lol, what an Idiot Hahaha