[Vinylted]

Cats​

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post.
"Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet.
Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

 

[Just Jill]

They certainly are not stupid!

 

[mOiOz]

 

[Maggie1935]

Cats​

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress, he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post.
"Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet.
Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

That's how they train their human slaves , and we are stupid enough to not realise what they are doing. No wonder cats always have such a superior expression on their faces!!!

 

[maxesmum]

Mine do that at tea time. After poking and prodding the husband,yowling,throwing themselves dramatically at his feet,purring,trying every trick in the book,they regroup for a confab. One is nominated and that one goes and starts stropping the couch or chair,while watching him intently. Nothing on earth moves that man faster! Works like a charm every time. They get fed while he mumbles about b*stard cats!

 

[Vinylted]

Dods have owners, cats have staff.....

 

[mOiOz]

Mine do that at tea time. After poking and prodding the husband,yowling,throwing themselves dramatically at his feet,purring,trying every trick in the book,they regroup for a confab. One is nominated and that one goes and starts stropping the couch or chair,while watching him intently. Nothing on earth moves that man faster! Works like a charm every time. They get fed while he mumbles about b*stard cats!

LMAO.... and we STILL love them!

 

[midgemills]

Mine do that at tea time. After poking and prodding the husband,yowling,throwing themselves dramatically at his feet,purring,trying every trick in the book,they regroup for a confab. One is nominated and that one goes and starts stropping the couch or chair,while watching him intently. Nothing on earth moves that man faster! Works like a charm every time. They get fed while he mumbles about b*stard cats!

This reminds me of a story about a dog who kept pulling all the washing off the line. So the owner decided to train him out of the habit by hanging an old white towel on the line and squirting him with the hose every time he pulled the towel off the line. The dog now avoided the towel. One day a full load of washing had been hung out including the white towel. The owner went out for the day. When he arrived home he went to get the washing and everything was on the ground, except for the white towel.

 

[mOiOz]

This reminds me of a story about a dog who kept pulling all the washing off the line. So the owner decided to train him out of the habit by hanging an old white towel on the line and squirting him with the hose every time he pulled the towel off the line. The dog now avoided the towel. One day a full load of washing had been hung out including the white towel. The owner went out for the day. When he arrived home he went to get the washing and everything was on the ground, except for the white towel.

OMG...!!!!!