[SirExton]

Should there be any punctuation in your first statement? And………

Can I safely assume you’re a violinist?

What punctuation? Being a recovering chronic dyslexic, I note U understood what I wrote. That's all that matters to me!
Never assume anything, Ur drawing a long bow there!

 

[Nantes]

Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"

Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"

That sounds more like Uilleann bagpipes, where they place the "bag" under the piper's armpit.