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Simples!Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"
If I did that with my cat my left arm, armpit and boob would look like I was a serious injecting drug user. I’m like that now, just from his cuddlesDid you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"
Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"
I would like to see you do it.Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"
Having Scottish blood in my veins I should not have laughed, but Scots do have a sense of humour.Did you know you can use a cat as a set of bagpipes, if you leave your bagpipes at home?
If there is a cat in the vecinity, you call out "here Puss, Puss", as you circle your index finger and thumb of your right hand towards the cat. As the cat shows an interest and walks towards you, you grab it quick! Thrusting its head and shoulders under your left arm pit and clamp it there with your left upper arm and let its legs be dangling down. You then grab the cats tail with your right hand and place the tip ot the tail inbetween your teeth and bite the tip at verying degrees of pressure! The cat will let out shreekes of varying frequencies, Yeee! Whaaa! Sheee! Graaagr! Just like the notes of the sound of bagpipes!! As the Meerkats say "problem solvered!"
I reckon We share the sameIf I did that with my cat my left arm, armpit and boob would look like I was a serious injecting drug user. I’m like that now, just from his cuddles
Weird more like it!.We had a Scottish friend who would crab my very young daughter Karen turn her upsidedown and push her into a garbage bin.She didn't think t funnyHaving Scottish blood in my veins I should not have laughed, but Scots do have a sense of humour.
Hi Ivory is your cat called Ebony? Serves you right! Ha! Ha!If I did that with my cat my left arm, armpit and boob would look like I was a serious injecting drug user. I’m like that now, just from his cuddles
If I did that with my cat my left arm, armpit and boob would look like I was a serious injecting drug user. I’m like that now, just from his cuddles
Hi Sir Elton, my cat is called Diablo for some very specific reasons and he lives up to his name. About 30 years ago we got two pups, Newfoundland, red setter, golden retriever and Irish wolf hound cross. The white dog was Ivory and the black dog, who weighed in at 90 kg was Ebony. Ivory was little by comparison at 65 kg. Love all animals with a passionHi Ivory is your cat called Ebony? Serves you right! Ha! Ha!
Hi IvoryHi Sir Elton, my cat is called Diablo for some very specific reasons and he lives up to his name. About 30 years ago we got two pups, Newfoundland, red setter, golden retriever and Irish wolf hound cross. The white dog was Ivory and the black dog, who weighed in at 90 kg was Ebony. Ivory was little by comparison at 65 kg. Love all animals with a passion
Sorry for my typo, but do you sing and play the piano??.Hi Ivory
I think you need to go to Specsavers?
My pofile name is SirExton I took this from the village I come from in the UK. It is actually spelt Euxton in Lancashire England, but no one can pronounce it right, if they are not from the area! I took the u out as everyone say Hukston instead of a hard X-ton.
God Bless!
Regards
Phil
When our children were in primary school one of the teachers was in the local pipe band and he used to play the pipes in the school grounds when he was rostered for yard duty. There were two significant outcomes from this, firstly there were less injuries and other schoolyard issues which was good, but the school received a letter asking that Mr Douglas be relieved of yard duty as it was disturbing the entire town, and it was illegal to discharge a firearm in a public place.A few years ago I happened to be on a double decker bus in London on the bottom deck I had one piper playing a "Pibroch." And on the top deck the other was playing a "lament" sounded bloody awful, funny but sounded bloody awful, Just as a matter of interest the reason a pipe marches up and down? It's harder to hit a moving target?
l've just read through your comment but thought nah you can't be referring to me otherwise it would mean you would need to go to specsavers Have a nice day EbbyHi Ivory is your cat called Ebony? Serves you right! Ha! Ha!
Should there be any punctuation in your first statement? And………Janet my favourite ladies name!
Yes I can sing, but unfortunatly the piano will not fit under my chin!
I have a black cat Diablo, Spanish for devil. He is incredibly loving, caring, cuddly and a genuine V8 when he starts to purr. But when he comes up he lies in the crook of my left arm and makes biscuits constantly. Hence the track marks.I reckon We share the same