I have an old cd which was recorded in woods which had all the different birds chirping away, also a stream running in the background, it was fatal to play it on our interstate trips as the running stream always made me want to go to the toilet.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What happens when a queen burps? She issues a royal pardon.
 
I have an old cd which was recorded in woods which had all the different birds chirping away, also a stream running in the background, it was fatal to play it on our interstate trips as the running stream always made me want to go to the toilet.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What happens when a queen burps? She issues a royal pardon.
LOL.... As long as you don't pee in the stream!
 

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