[Skipton]

Brutus​

A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks, "Does anyone know whose Doberman Pinscher is outside chained up?
The burliest, ugliest and hairiest guy in the joint stands up and mutters,
"It's mine old timer. What's it to you?"
"I hate to be the bearer of such dreadful news, but I believe the poor beast has passed on," explained the old man.
"What? Are you sure? How did he die?" asked the shocked biker guy.
"It seems that my dog killed him, I'm sorry to say," replied the old man.
"I don't buy it," remarked the biker in disbelief, "No dog could beat my Brutus. "
"It's true, my Gunther killed him."
"Oh yeah? Well, what kind of dog is your Gunther, anyway?"
"A Chihuahua," answered the old man.
"There is no way that a measly little Chihuahua could have killed Brutus! No way!"
"If you don't believe me, take a look for yourself," instructed the man,
"It looks as though Brutus tried to swallow him whole and choked to death."

 

[Sethia Soliman]

A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks, "Does anyone know whose Doberman Pinscher is outside chained up?
The burliest, ugliest and hairiest guy in the joint stands up and mutters,
"It's mine old timer. What's it to you?"
"I hate to be the bearer of such dreadful news, but I believe the poor beast has passed on," explained the old man.
"What? Are you sure? How did he die?" asked the shocked biker guy.
"It seems that my dog killed him, I'm sorry to say," replied the old man.
"I don't buy it," remarked the biker in disbelief, "No dog could beat my Brutus. "
"It's true, my Gunther killed him."
"Oh yeah? Well, what kind of dog is your Gunther, anyway?"
"A Chihuahua," answered the old man.
"There is no way that a measly little Chihuahua could have killed Brutus! No way!"
"If you don't believe me, take a look for yourself," instructed the man,
"It looks as though Brutus tried to swallow him whole and choked to death."

HAHAHAHAHA! I have to say Chihuahuas are very aggressive dogs though

 

[John.RS]

HAHAHAHAHA! I have to say Chihuahuas are very aggressive dogs though

Chihuahuas are not aggressive. They are loyal, loving, protective of their owner and untrustworthy of people and dogs they do not know. A pocket rocket for their size, scared of nothing. Once they get to know you, you are a friend for life. I have owned both breeds and the Doberman can also be loyal and protective, but aggressive when trained badly.

 

[Thecheesequeen]

There’s nothing new under the sun - I first heard this joke when I still lived in Scotland 50 years ago! Still funny, though.

 

[Dennis]

As you get older so do the Jokes

 

[margie]

 

[Sebastian Pereira]

A little old man stumbles into a biker bar and asks, "Does anyone know whose Doberman Pinscher is outside chained up?
The burliest, ugliest and hairiest guy in the joint stands up and mutters,
"It's mine old timer. What's it to you?"
"I hate to be the bearer of such dreadful news, but I believe the poor beast has passed on," explained the old man.
"What? Are you sure? How did he die?" asked the shocked biker guy.
"It seems that my dog killed him, I'm sorry to say," replied the old man.
"I don't buy it," remarked the biker in disbelief, "No dog could beat my Brutus. "
"It's true, my Gunther killed him."
"Oh yeah? Well, what kind of dog is your Gunther, anyway?"
"A Chihuahua," answered the old man.
"There is no way that a measly little Chihuahua could have killed Brutus! No way!"
"If you don't believe me, take a look for yourself," instructed the man,
"It looks as though Brutus tried to swallow him whole and choked to death."

I love it

 

[Big G]

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