[SuziQ2312]

Bit of a giggle​

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, 'I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.'

The other bloke responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?'

The other bloke answers, 'I’m from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So am I! Mother Mary and Begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?'

The other bloke says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first one exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!'

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It’s going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

The Murphy twins are drunk again.

 

[Wandiwa]

Makes me think of a similiar joke.
Old bloke in a bar says to a young guy, I bonk ya mum and she loves it.
young bloke ignores him ...
Old bloke says again I bang ya mum and she groans with delight.
young bloke ignores him ...
This goes on and on and on .....
Eventually the young bloke says Go home Dad your drunk.

 

[Jarred Santos]

Makes me think of a similiar joke.
Old bloke in a bar says to a young guy, I bonk ya mum and she loves it.
young bloke ignores him ...
Old bloke says again I bang ya mum and she groans with delight.
young bloke ignores him ...
This goes on and on and on .....
Eventually the young bloke says Go home Dad your drunk.

I'd be mortified if my dad ever pulled that one on me He's the type to think grunts are sentences!

 

[Emmy Im12]

Bit of a giggle​

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, 'I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.'

The other bloke responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?'

The other bloke answers, 'I’m from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So am I! Mother Mary and Begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?'

The other bloke says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first one exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!'

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It’s going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

The Murphy twins are drunk again.

 

[Marygrace Lucia]

Bit of a giggle​

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, 'I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.'

The other bloke responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?'

The other bloke answers, 'I’m from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So am I! Mother Mary and Begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?'

The other bloke says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first one exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!'

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It’s going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

The Murphy twins are drunk again.

 

[Marj53]

Love that joke

 

[Janice Stewart]

That joke actually made me laugh out loud!
Thank You

 

[Redhead68]

Makes me think of a similiar joke.
Old bloke in a bar says to a young guy, I bonk ya mum and she loves it.
young bloke ignores him ...
Old bloke says again I bang ya mum and she groans with delight.
young bloke ignores him ...
This goes on and on and on .....
Eventually the young bloke says Go home Dad your drunk.

Very funny joke,haha!

 

[PHW]

Bit of a giggle​

Two men were sitting next to each other at Murphys Pub in London. After a while, one bloke looks at the other and says, 'I can’t help but think, from listening to you, that you’re from Ireland.'

The other bloke responds proudly, 'Yes, that I am!'

The first one says, 'So am I! And where about from Ireland might you be?'

The other bloke answers, 'I’m from Dublin, I am.'

The first one responds, 'So am I! Mother Mary and Begora. And what street did you live on in Dublin?'

The other bloke says, 'A lovely little area it was. I lived on McCleary Street in the old central part of town.'

The first one says, 'Faith and it’s a small world. So did I! So did I! And to what school would you have been going?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well now, I went to St. Marys, of course.'

The first one gets really excited and says, 'And so did I. Tell me, what year did you graduate?'

The other bloke answers, 'Well, now, let’s see. I graduated in 1964.'

The first one exclaims, 'The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same place tonight. Can you believe it, I graduated from St. Marys in 1964 my own self!'

About this time, Vicky walks up to the bar, sits down, and orders a drink.

Brian, the barman, walks over to Vicky, shaking his head and mutters, 'It’s going to be a long night tonight.'

Vicky asks, 'Why do you say that, Brian?'

The Murphy twins are drunk again.

 

[Jarred Santos]

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Ah the good ol' days

 

[chinkapook]

Very funny. I didn't even pick they were twins.