This joke is a bit R Rated so up to you whether you read it.
This blond was walking down the street when a mycological god came out of the sky and made love to her, when he had finished he said do you know who I am, the blond said no, the god said I am thor, the Blond said I am thor myself but I am thatisfied.
 
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With spring comes the "Gambling Season" Football, Racing and more.. Best two step advice I was ever given: (1) Never, Never bet with money you can't afford to lose, doing so leads you into desperate bets, and (2) When you do win, run run take the money and run run run, never give it back.
 
Members! It's (finally) time for another competition!

This month, we're looking for the best piece of advice you've ever received OR that you've given. Did your mum tell you to wash behind your ears or always eat your vegetables? Perhaps the advice was to be kind to strangers. We want to hear from you.

The top answer will win a $100 voucher to (your choice) of either Woolies, Coles, IGA or ALDI. We plan to run this competition until the end of October.

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Members! It's (finally) time for another competition!

This month, we're looking for the best piece of advice you've ever received OR that you've given. Did your mum tell you to wash behind your ears or always eat your vegetables? Perhaps the advice was to be kind to strangers. We want to hear from you.

The top answer will win a $100 voucher to (your choice) of either Woolies, Coles, IGA or ALDI. We plan to run this competition until the end of October.

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Live one day at a time.

There are two days in every week about which we should not worry, two days which should be kept free from fear and apprehension.
One of these days is yesterday, with all its mistakes and cares, its faults and blunders, its aches and pains.
Yesterday has passed forever beyond our control.
All the money in the world cannot bring back yesterday.
We cannot undo a single act we performed; We cannot erase a single word we said.
Yesterday is gone forever.
The other day we should not worry about is tomorrow.
With all its possible adversities, its burdens, its large promise and its poor performance; Tomorrow is also beyond our immediate control.
Tomorrow’s sun will rise, either in splendour or behind a mask of clouds, but it will rise.
Until it does, we have no stake in tomorrow, for it is yet to be born.
This leaves only one day, today.
Any person can fight the battle of just one day.
It is when you and I add the burdens of those two eternities yesterday and tomorrow that we break down.
It is not the experience of today that drives a person mad. It is the remorse or bitterness of something that happened yesterday and the dread of what tomorrow may bring.
Let us therefore, live but one day at a time.
 
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Members! It's (finally) time for another competition!
This month, we're looking for the best piece of advice you've ever received OR that you've given. Did your mum tell you to wash behind your ears or always eat your vegetables? Perhaps the advice was to be kind to strangers. We want to hear from you.

The top answer will win a $100 voucher to (your choice) of either Woolies, Coles, IGA or ALDI. We plan to run this competition until the end of October.

Happy writing! We can't wait to read all your wonderful advice!

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Our words…
“Have the power to bring us together or tear us apart”

Remember…
“How powerful they are before you speak your words”

Be intentional…
“Thoughtful and kind with your words”

Keep your words true…
“Back them up with action and follow through on them”

Be reliable…
“It’s how you earn respect, how you build integrity and how you form formidable bonds”

Your words…
“Disclose your heart, your mind and your soul reflecting your true self”

Listen…
”To the words of others to feel, understand, learn, display interest and show respect”

Open your heart…
“To feel the words of others, when we give our undivided attention, you help assuage their anxiety, wash away their worry and find clarity in the chaos”

Read the words…
“Of others to open your mind to try and comprehend what’s happening in the world around you and within your self”

Question…
“The narrative you hear on the news for those who control the narrative control you”

Find harmony…
“Between the chaos of this world, your expectations and reality”
 
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Members! It's (finally) time for another competition!

This month, we're looking for the best piece of advice you've ever received OR that you've given. Did your mum tell you to wash behind your ears or always eat your vegetables? Perhaps the advice was to be kind to strangers. We want to hear from you.

The top answer will win a $100 voucher to (your choice) of either Woolies, Coles, IGA or ALDI. We plan to run this competition until the end of October.

Happy writing! We can't wait to read all your wonderful advice!

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Live a life like Jesus is in you and life will look and feel better despite circumstances cos there will always be good and bad times.​
 
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I always said to my children, "the most important thing for you to remember as you grow up is to be a good person and always treat your fellowman with kindness and respect.
 

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