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BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
 
BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Funny
 
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BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Saw this joke a few days ago one of my searches. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did the zombie decide to stay in his coffin. He felt rotten.
 
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BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Absolutely priceless. Love it.
 
BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
Saw this last week!!!
 
BABIES COME FROM

Annie, 6 years old, gets home after her first family planning lesson at school.
Her mother, very interested, asks; "How did it go?"

"I'm so terribly embarrassed," she answers.
"Peter from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Joey says you can buy babies at the hospital."

Her mother answers laughingly “So, why are you embarrassed, did they laugh at you?”

“No, I couldn’t tell them that we were so poor you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
😂
 
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