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Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #7

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year.
 
Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #7

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year.
"For a year" means a year has elapsed therefore this joke is just inaccurate. IF it had been. " I haven't seen you since last year." it would have been accurate. ( But still not funny, really.)
 
Hope these awful Christmas Cracker jokes have finished.
 
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Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #7

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year.
You & your joke are sick,hope you improve by next year.
 
Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #7

What do you tell someone you didn’t see on New Year’s Eve?

I haven’t seen you for a year.
Should it be "I haven't seen since last year"?
 
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Hope these awful Christmas Cracker jokes have finished.
Probably not .... like an STD, just when you think its gone, well it rears its ugly head again.
 
I have never had an STD so I wouldn’t know
 

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