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Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #1​

What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.
 
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Maddie said:
Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #1​

What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.
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Ha my mind went off on a tangent ... if they are naughty he puts them in the sack for a timeout .... if they are really naughty he does step 1 followed by a beating while in the sack with a rubber hose. Santa will not tolerate insubordination!!!!
 
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Maddie said:
Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #1​

What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.
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Santa doesn't get a salary because he's elf-employed
 
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Maddie said:
Awful Christmas Cracker Jokes #1​

What happens to elves when they are naughty?

Santa gives them the sack.
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Lol the sack filled with presence. Hahaha
 
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