[Wayno]

Aussie & Māori joke​

An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.
The Aussie steals three pastries and slips
them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says "pretty slick aye bro, the owner didn't even see me". Unimpressed the Maori replies "typical dishonest Aussie, bro I’m gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result". The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says "bro I want to show you a magic trick" intrigued the owner obliges. The Maori asked him for a pastry and he eats it. He asks for another and eats that to. And the another which he eats also. By now the owner says "c'mon mate where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie & replies “now check his pockets".

 

[Tervueren]

An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.
The Aussie steals three pastries and slips
them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says "pretty slick aye bro, the owner didn't even see me". Unimpressed the Maori replies "typical dishonest Aussie, bro I’m gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result". The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says "bro I want to show you a magic trick" intrigued the owner obliges. The Maori asked him for a pastry and he eats it. He asks for another and eats that to. And the another which he eats also. By now the owner says "c'mon mate where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie & replies “now check his pockets".

I cant wait to tell my Maori friend this one, it made me laugh and I know he will be in hysterics!

 

[Sethia Soliman]

An Aussie and a Maori walk into a bakery.
The Aussie steals three pastries and slips
them into his pocket. He turns to the Maori and says "pretty slick aye bro, the owner didn't even see me". Unimpressed the Maori replies "typical dishonest Aussie, bro I’m gonna show you the honest way and still get the same result". The Maori calls out to the owner of the shop and says "bro I want to show you a magic trick" intrigued the owner obliges. The Maori asked him for a pastry and he eats it. He asks for another and eats that to. And the another which he eats also. By now the owner says "c'mon mate where's the magic trick?" The Maori points to the Aussie & replies “now check his pockets".

HAHAHAHA! Gotta hand it to him - that was clever!

 

[CathyO]

I really enjoyed this one.

 

[Gazman]

I cant wait to tell my Maori friend this one, it made me laugh and I know he will be in hysterics!

 

[Gazman]

And bro being and Aussie term. NOT

 

[WADuck]

Cannot be correct that is too smart for a Kiwi 'bro'.

 

[RTS]

This joke would have worked as well if it was just two blokes, without racial references.

 

[Robbo128]

This joke would have worked as well if it was just two blokes, without racial references.

How bloody sad

 

[margie]

 

[Tristeagan]

This joke would have worked as well if it was just two blokes, without racial references.

Of course it would, but the racial part enhances the enjoyment. We all have a little bit of oneupmanship in us. Though from the language in the joke I suspect the identities have been swapped - and that's ok too.